Do root for the Cowboys; they are America's Team.
Don't eat so much you fall asleep before the game. Football before family.
Do save a turkey and go vegan.
Don't be silly Thanksgiving is about meat and more meat; and pie.
Do eat lots of pumpkin bread, it's good for the soul.
Don't worry about how much you are eating, it's Thanksgiving.
Do help set the table for Thanksgiving, it is good to have manners.
Don't forget your greens, make some healthy choices.
Do help people in any way you can on this day.
Don't forget to catch your turkey.
Do admit that you don't know what Thanksgiving is about. I'll just be sitting over here with the popcorn.
Don't call it Turkey day. If we were going to dedicate a whole day to the appreciation of turkeys, we probably wouldn't be eating them.
Don't eat rice pudding. That stuff is gross.
Don't eat so much that you fall asleep and forget about black Friday.
Don't steal things out of people's carts at Black Friday. You might cause a riot.
Do stuff yourself with pie and cookies.
Don't fight over that last TV at Walmart that is 30% off.
Don't dress up as pilgrims and Indians. Just don't.
Don't start going ham on all your food while the rest of your family is giving thanks.
Don't buy a million things at Black Friday and then just return them the next day.
Do take advantage of the prices and buy what you'll actually wear or keep.
Don't forget to binge-watch "Stranger Things 2" if you haven't already.
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