Do leave cookies for Santa (you can eat them when he doesn’t come).
Don’t venture outdoors.
Unless to go sledding. Then do.
Don’t be merry. Bah Humbug.
Do eat a lot of food. Tis the season for a winter body.
Don’t stand and wait under the mistletoe. No one wants to kiss you.
Do treat yo self.
But don’t shop only for yourself.
Don’t eat yellow snow.
I feel that this goes unsaid, but don’t wear Christmas sweaters.
Do watch “A Christmas Story”. You gotta.
Don’t do your homework over break. There’s much better ways to spend your time.
But minimal effort decoration.
Do buy gag gifts for your friends.
Don’t go too crazy on New Years. You have school January 2.